sunday, august 11th
ketchup + mayo = love
my boy is the coolest ever! he met up with sonic youth last night in philly and got kim to write me something. he won't tell me what she wrote yet but said that she drew the free kitten kitty for me! hey.
"i never have girlfriends, and i'm stoned more than i'm awake. it's sooooooo glamorous." welcome to the sexy world of sean na na
sean na na is the sexiest man in pop. he is also friendly and cute. me and sean have the same kind and size of legs. i met him when he played down the road in may, and he stared at my boobies in my cherry tee. heh heh.
he has the most beautiful singing voice in the world (apart from maybe ja rule's). i have seen pictures of him and his band who are totally naked (if you don't believe me, check the french kiss site).
the har mar superstar mp3s that i've heard are coolest. sean said that he likes to make "sweet, sweet sex jams." sean is all about sex. he once said: "i'd have to say that my favorite pick up line was when this girl came up to me totally gushing about how much she loved these totally nasty work out pants i was wearing as a joke on tour. she told me how much she loved jewish boys with style, and i had to inform her that i'm not jewish and the pants were a joke. needless to say we got jiggy. i'm also a fan of stalkers that profess their love to you and threaten your life if you don't play along. that shit is always hot." wooo!
sean loves his hip hop. he said: "i'd have to say that "forgot about dre" is definitely the jam of them all. dre's beats are unstoppable. i really respect him in that area." that's cool because right now i spend way to much time reciting the "forgot about dre" lyrics. but that's all j's fault.
har mar superstar is playing london in mid-august and i totally want to go. i may try an interview him for americas dreaming #seven (#six shall be down in a matter of days!) but it's weird meeting celebrity crushes. i always end up feeling like some crazy stalker or crazed fan. one time, i talked with mark ibold when i thought he was the cutest boi ever, and my knee was actually involuntarily shaking. ick.
i now hate deejay's mark and lard (they used to be my favourites) because all they ever do is make fun of ja rule. they insist that he features in too many records and ruins them, and that he shouldn't be making party records. they're just meanies. ja has a beautiful voice as well as a mischievous face and can wear a track-suit with style yo.
i always write way too much when i'm tired.
suds at