saturday, august 10th
you must have a magical mangina
i think that my favourite film ever is deuce bigalow: i'm a male gigalo. i don't care what anyone says, my favourite kind of films are the ones that make me laugh heartily and involve romance. deuce bigalow has both. there be parts that make me laugh ("have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?") and feel romantic ("you only have one leg, but it's the most beautiful leg in the world").
i must admit, one of the main reasons why i dig this film so much is because when i was living with mahri, we'd watch it at least three times a day. we'd have it on when people stopped by, when we were chowing down from au bon pain and drinking lemonade. we'd recite quotes at the most ill-opportune moments. there is a fish theme throughout the movie, which makes it even better. i love looking at fish swimming in an aquarium, and it was because of deuce bigalo that i got introduced to the lionfish.
even though deuce is the star of the movie, my favourite character is tj, deuce's male madam. he eats sandwiches in jacuzzis and is cute and says things like "don't make me he-bitch man slap you" and "he made me pick it up with my anus".
deuce helps women stop worrying about their bodies and men worrying about their thin dicks. he is always friendly and excitable. the only person in the movie who is beautiful and without any faults is also mean and ends up getting arrested. there is also a mean girl at the aquarium who is there so that deuce can spy on her boobies.
it is a rainy sleepy day and i am finishing off my zine-to-be. it's going to be gorgeous.
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