friday, july 26th
she didn't win but looked cute as fuck in her pink dress
today, i heard that someone put an ad in the local paper, selling a dvd player for a cheap, cheap price. and if you called the number in the ad, a voice would say "you've voted for jade to win big brother. thank-you for your call".
jade was the first to leave the house tonight which was kinda sad, but she looked so beautiful in a swooshy pink satin dress that her leaving in the sunlight this evening was really fun to watch. she didn't get booed at all, which i somehow think was to do with the press suddenley deciding sometimes last week that she wasn't the 'most hated woman in britain'.
she was so excited when she saw a clip of jonny depp saying that he wanted jade to win. i would have been, too.
it's weird. i don't know what i'll do without seeing her cute tum tum every night on teevee. she was always funny and oh-so-cute. she even made up a song about how happy she was to be hanging out on a hammock, like, on the spot. and dude, it rhymed! she was just the most fun person to watch on teevee ever. dan, honger, bod and me were all discussing last night what she'll do with her ew founded fame. we hope that it doesn't involve a fling with a footballer, too drunk at the met bar or a feature in 'hello!' magazine about how yoga changed her life. that would sucketh.
in the end (after so much teevee i thought my eyes would burn out) we found out that kate had won, and that she was the first woman to ever win the show in the whole world. and that was pretty cool.
i promise this will be the last time i write about big brother three here. promise promise.
i'm all bleary eyed and heading dreamward.
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