monday, july 15th
hotlist
sophie's celebrity hotlist
1. paulo costanzo. i saw 'road trip' for the first time last night and couldn't take my eyes off this graceful and elegant boy who has girly eyelashes and knows just how to wear a sweater. i was all up in j's face asking where i'd seen this boy before, and it turns out that he was also in 40 days and 40 nights.
2. tony soprano. everyone knows that i have a thing for tony soprano, mainly because he's big and hairy and mean. he is so mean to the ladies that he courts that one threw a steak at his head. no-one is cooler than tony.
3. gwen stefani always looks wonderful. she doesn't mind being seen all sweaty and gross. she sings about desperately sad things in a cheerful fashion (hear 'just a girl'). gwen used to wear bindis and have pink hair, which was what i used to be way into a while ago, too. she looks especially cute in the 'let me blow ya mind' video. she's unladylike and princessy all in one.
4. adam sandler my friend dan says that adam sandler looks like my boy josh. his character is especially nice in the wedding singer, where he lies in bed crying and listening to the cure, and then serenades drew barrymore on an aeroplane! adam sandler is cute and getting chubby, which i especially like, and seems to be a dog-boi.
5. ja rule. oh, you know why.
6. beth ditto she's the hott singer from the gossip. i met this cool girl from a band a couple of weeks ago who had seen the gossip play in london. she told me about how beth had stripped all her clothes off and shouted at all the pretentious indie rockers in the crowd for being boring. she then got ladies in the crowd to get their tops off too, and shouted about how beautiful they are. beth is all about self-love and size acceptance
7. jade even though most people think that jade is annoying and mean, i think she is beautiful. she is cute and funny and wise. when i first saw her in a bikini, i saw the most beautiful tummy i've ever seen in the whole world. she also recentley got completely naked because she lost in a drinking competition, but i still prefer her in her bikini. she often wears a tee that reads: "never judge a girl by her t-shirt". every time someone is mean to jade (which is actually pretty often), my hands involuntarily bunch into fists. last night, i saw that two of the housemates forced off her bikini top in the pool and threw it far away. i think this was blatent sexual harrassment and my stupid friend who i was watching teevee with at the time actually laughed at it. ugh. jade is beautiful and compicated and i hope she sues big brother when she leaves!
8. j.d. samson from kick ass pop band deluxe, le tigre; is one of the coolest girls i have ever seen play live. she is so incredibly sexy and has these amazing beautiful eyes.
i am, like, totally over: mark ibold, jason schwartzman, christina ricci, tobey maguire and britney spears. sorry.
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