monday, july 8th
why i heart ja rule
ja rule has the sexiest voice in hip-hop (sorry q-tip). i often plan to marry him and then divorce him in quick succession. i fell in love with his voice on the song “ain’t it funny” which he recorded with j-lo. he starts off the whole thing by shouting “it must be the ass” and on the video he’s just staring lustfully at j-lo’s curvaceous behind!
they used to always, always play the song on radio one and it always would brighten up my day when i heard it. how else can you react to such an impish, sexual boi on the air-waves?
in his new video for “livin it up” he is surrounded by sexy women but he said in an interview that he’s never been unfaithful to his wife. he says he makes outrageous videos full of sexy ladies and gents so he can “keep the dream alive”. he looks mischievous and sexy. in his new song, he growls the chorus in the coolest fucking way.
dan says he looks like a naughty schoolboy and a sex dwarf. many boys that i know do not care for ja rule. i have heard some people say that he has sold out because he's making songs with j-lo. today, when deejays mark and lard played a ja rule song, they said that it was rubbish and he shouldn't be releasing party records.
ja called his new record “pain is love”. just the title alone makes me come over all unnecessary. he also gets major props for singing “you never thought i'd make you smile while i'm smackin your ass and fuckin you all wild” on his song “always on time”. wooo.
have you heard 'my neck, my back' by khia yet? it's really good. according to tim westwood, some girl was singing along to it and pointing and staring at him the whole time and he said it really freaked him out. hmmm, sure, tim.
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